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With only a month to go in the election, each candidate is hoping for a “game changer” — that one moment in the campaign that finally turns the election decisively in their favor.  For the final 31 days, we will introduce a daily game changer that we believe voters should take into account before voting.
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The front page of the NY Post today ran quite a clever headline: “Just Biden Time” atop a picture of the vice presidential hopeful.  Only problem: there’s wasn’t an article.
An editor for the New York Post admitted that they had come up with the headline weeks ago, but hadn’t figured out any reason to run [...]

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After watching the V.P. debate last night, it took many hours and a good night’s sleep for me to recover.  Not because of the booze, but because 1) my brain had to strain so hard to figure out what relation the jumble of words coming out of Sarah Palin’s mouth had to do with the [...]

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Delaware Senator and Democratic vice presidential nominee Joe Biden has promised to cut back on his marijuana intake if elected to be Vice President of the United States of America.
“A lot of candidates can make a lot of pledges,” Sen. Biden began, “but who can pledge to cut back their pot smoking more than I [...]

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In what can only be considered one of his greatest gaffes to date, Slander ‘08 has received report of a recent text message sent by Democratic vice presidential nominee Joe Biden.
In the intercepted text message, Biden reportedly wrote: “i <3 Ahmadinejad.  do u think hed want 2 talk 2 us?”
A number of special intelligence groups [...]

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Prepare yourself for this Thursday’s vice presidential debate by printing out the rules below for this year’s Vice Presidential Debate Drinking Game!  Without further delay, we bring you the rules.
For Sarah Palin:

Every time Palin mentions one of her kids by name, take the number of drinks corresponding to that child’s number in her brood (e.g. [...]

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Biden in it for the street cred

Like a major label rapper droppin’ a hot verse on an underground mixtape, Delaware Senator Joe Biden admits he joined the Obama campaign more out of vanity than anything else.
“Where was Joe Biden in the history books two months ago?  Senator from Delaware?  Two time presidential loser?  I’ll tell you where.  Nowhere,” he said, injecting [...]

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Gaffe prone Biden does it again!

Democratic V.P. nominee Joe Biden has done it again, making another verbal gaffe, this time to a reporter.
When the reporter questioned Biden about his recent comments that Hillary Clinton might have been a better choice for Vice President than he was, Biden replied, “You know who else would have been a good choice for Vice [...]

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In an engaging and politically charged campaign speech earlier today, Republican Presidential nominee John McCain announced that he would spend much of the rest of the day on the toilet after taking a series of laxatives to flush all stool from his system.
“There are some candidates in this race, from other parties, who might not [...]

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It’s what every white person searches for, sometimes for a lifetime… a black friend.  And for Joe Biden, the dream has finally come true.
“Back in my home state of Delaware, there was this one restaurant in Wilmington I never felt comfortable going to.  But now that I finally have a black friend, I’m gonna go [...]

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